Places to Be Naughty

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Updated: March 12, 2009

Indulge your bad side at these top spots in Seattle for being naughty.

On this page:Seattle Vices, More Seattle Nightlife.

Seattle Vices

  1. 1 4 Star Rating: Recommended Marcus' Martini Heaven
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    88 Yesler Way, Seattle, WA 98104 (map)

    Potent martinis are criminally cheap ($2.95) during happy hour--which, by the way, starts at 4pm. We promise to look the other way when you sneak out of the office early.

  2. 2 4 Star Rating: Recommended Simply Desserts
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    3421 Fremont Ave N, Seattle, WA 98103 (map)

    Forget the phrase "high-protein diet" and cuddle up to a fat- and carb-laden treat like a towering slice of sweet chocolate-truffle cake

  3. 3 3 Star Rating: Average Cowgirls Inc.
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    421 First Ave S, Seattle, WA 98104 (map)

    Take tequila shots and ride the mechanical bull with the best of them at this "Coyote Ugly"-esuqe Pioneer Square meat market.

  4. 4 5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended Babeland
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    707 E Pike St, Seattle, WA 98122 (map)

    Attend a class at "Babeland University," the X-rated in-store workshops at this naughty Capitol Hill sex shop.

  5. 5 4 Star Rating: Recommended Hattie's Hat Restaurant
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    5231 Ballard Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98107 (map)

    Put down your guilt and finally order the brunchtime "mother and child reunion," a plate of eggs, fried chicken and hashbrowns smothered in gravy.

  6. 6 1 Star Rating: Poor Starbucks
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    1912 Pike Pl, Seattle, WA 98101 (map)

    What did Fair Trade ever do for you? Forget about Seattle's thriving independent coffeehouse culture and head into the belly of the corporate beast.

More Seattle Nightlife

  1. 7 4 Star Rating: Recommended Tractor Tavern
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    5213 Ballard Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98107 (map)

  2. 8 3 Star Rating: Average Amber
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    2214 1st Ave, Seattle, WA 98121 (map)

    A Northwest theme and more than 90 specialty cocktails at this Belltown hot spot.

  3. 9 3.5 Star Rating: Average War Room
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    722 E Pike St, Seattle, WA 98122 (map)

  4. 10 4 Star Rating: Recommended Trinity Night Club
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    111 Yesler Way, Seattle, WA 98104 (map)

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