Places to Be Naughty

421 First Ave S, Seattle, WA 98104 (map)

Take tequila shots and ride the mechanical bull with the best of them at this "Coyote Ugly"-esuqe Pioneer Square meat market.

5231 Ballard Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98107 (map)

Put down your guilt and finally order the brunchtime "mother and child reunion," a plate of eggs, fried chicken and hashbrowns smothered in gravy.

707 E Pike St, Seattle, WA 98122 (map)

Attend a class at "Babeland University," the X-rated in-store workshops at this naughty Capitol Hill sex shop.

1912 Pike Pl, Seattle, WA 98101 (map)

What did Fair Trade ever do for you? Forget about Seattle's thriving independent coffeehouse culture and head into the belly of the corporate beast.

3421 Fremont Ave N, Seattle, WA 98103 (map)

Forget the phrase "high-protein diet" and cuddle up to a fat- and carb-laden treat like a towering slice of sweet chocolate-truffle cake

88 Yesler Way, Seattle, WA 98104 (map)

Potent martinis are criminally cheap ($2.95) during happy hour--which, by the way, starts at 4pm. We promise to look the other way when you sneak out of the office early.

5213 Ballard Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98107 (map)

2214 1st Ave, Seattle, WA 98121 (map)

A Northwest theme and more than 90 specialty cocktails at this Belltown hot spot.

722 E Pike St, Seattle, WA 98122 (map)

111 Yesler Way, Seattle, WA 98104 (map)