7 Deadly Sins, Seattle-Style

1722 NW Market St, Seattle, WA 98107 (map)

Pasting a photo of your worst enemy on a dartboard might not fly, but there's no reason why you can't imagine their smug face as the bulls-eye.

1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101 (map)

Got aggression to spare? Vent it at this local institution's pro-wrestling matches on the first Wednesday of every month.

1513 Sixth Ave, Seattle, WA 98101 (map)

As much as we all want to pretend that we don't secretly lust after $2,000 handbags and $4,000 dresses, one trip to this way, way upscale downtown boutique will call anyone's bluff.

820 Second Ave, Seattle, WA 98104 (map)

A mere mortal like you will never taste the $225 Millionaire Martini, made with Richard Hennessy Cognac, 150th Anniversary Grand Marnier, fresh sweet and sour, Moet & Candon Brut champagne and a rim of edible 14-karat gold flakes.

1936 Harbor Ave SW, Seattle, WA 98126 (map)

This old-school spot's legendary brunch is a smorgasbord of overindulgence: All-you-can-eat omelets, crepes, pasta, eggs, bacon and sausage, waffles, carved meats, pastries, shellfish, crab legs, chocolate fondue and plenty more.

8230 35th Ave NE, Seattle, WA 98115 (map)

Eating champions can step up to the 72-ounce steak dinner challenge, where the contestant must finish the steak, tomato juice, soup, salad, fries, bread, ice cream and coffee within an hour or pay for the entire meal.

2234 First Ave, Seattle, WA 98121 (map)

Make like a robber baron of the Gilded Age and slurp down all the oysters you can handle--the slimy bivalves are only $3/dozen during happy hour.

2214 1st Ave, Seattle, WA 98121 (map)

Meet Mr. or Ms. Right Now at this randy watering hole, practically the epicenter of the Belltown singles scene.

707 E Pike St, Seattle, WA 98122 (map)

Brush up your sex skills at "Babeland University," the X-rated in-store workshops at this naughty Capitol Hill shop.

5410 Ballard Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98107 (map)

Sample the Yohito, a mojito made with the aphrodisiacal African herb yohimbe--it's rumored to be so strong that the bar only allows one per customer.

1010 E Pike St, Seattle, WA 98122 (map)

Strut your stuff at this see-and-be-seen Capitol Hill hot spot, ignoring the jealous looks from the hipsters and wannabes.

5225 Ballard Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98107 (map)

Show off your awesome Skee-ball skills during weekly Wednesday night tournaments (8pm, signup at 7pm), and win prizes from Sonic Boom records.

6106 Roosevelt Way NW, Seattle, WA 98115 (map)

Become a member of the Stein Club and drink your way to fabulous prizes: 100 liters gets you a personalized beer stein; 500 gets a personalized stool at the bar.

5463 Leary Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98107 (map)

The best place in Seattle to take a covert nap, this super-chill coffee shop in Ballard has comfy couches and a calming atmosphere--and great chai when you wake up.

217 Ninth Ave N, Seattle, WA 98109 (map)

If unlimited time in the hot tub and steam room doesn't put you to sleep, a trip to the upstairs nap room will.

19714 Ashworth Ave Nth, Shoreline, WA 98133 (map)

If you're too lazy (*ahem* slothful) to clean your house, hire this environmentally-friendly, family-owned cleaning company to do it for you.