11/29/07

When they say they have strong drinks, they mean it!

by bryanje

I went here last night for my birthday, we got a table right away (one they call the cave zone) but the people that came in behind us didn't have such an easy time. Past reviews have said this place is cramped and dimly lit...they weren't kidding. In the "cave zone" was the smallest table you've ever seen in your life and a single tiny table lamp...thats it. I could barely see my boyfriend sitting across from this child sized table of ours. Not saying thats a bad thing, it totally worked, It was super romantic and super secluded. The cave zone is great if you really want some privacy but if you're 6ft tall 250 pounds, like my poor boyfriend, this is not the table for you. Our food and drinks came promptly. We started off with the bunny wraps (feta cheese with salsa in a wrap) and it was amazing! A must try. Almost as soon as we were done with that our salads arrived, then our food following shortly after. The first drink I tried was called shake that a**, with a blend of triple sec, sweet and sour, banana liquer, blue caraco and orange juice. Super freaking good! Then I moved on to the long island ice tea, now knowing this drink was strong I decided to end the night with it, but I was unaware of just how strong it would be. First of all they bring it to you in a huge beer mug, not a tall slender glass, and its quite possibly the strongest drink I've ever had. I reccomend not ordering this if you do not want to get wasted. You definately get your monies worth on this drink. The prices at bleu bistro are a bit pricey but trust you me, the food and the drink are far worth it. This place was amazing! I will for sure be going here again.

Oh and as for the cameras, the cave zone doesn't have one. (tee hee) I really reccomend trying that table out if you're looking to have a (private) good time.

• Pros: Strong drinks, curtained nooks and good times
• Cons: Your mom

09/27/07

three words: wasabi grilled cheese.

by tarartrat

Bleu Bistro has that fort-made-out-of- chairs-and- blankets feel to it, which is probably the main reason why this place is totally great, was even better when it had those claustrophobic multi-level cubbyholes, but still- it is like a parallel universe of comfort food and everything you would ever want to drink, including chartreuse-

• Pros: cozy, can I say "magical" atmosphere-?
• Cons: not for claustrophobes

09/19/07

Get your voyeur/exhibitionism on!

by janeydoey

I'm going here on Friday night so decided to check out reviews. Even though I haven't been here yet I'm giving it 5 stars based purely on the review by "thestrangerseattle" (2 down). A place that that provides the illusion of privacy so that you don't feel like a total tramp for doing in public things "decent" people would only do in the bedroom? I have found heaven on earth - at least outside of Manhattan.

I moved back from NYC a year ago and have been dying for some of the rawness that exists there. I once saw a couple almost have s8e4x - hand up her skirt, mouth on nipples - in the middle of the bar area. I'm talking no curtains, no table, just a lounge disk, and IT - WAS - HOT!!! It was like p7o9r1n happening in front of your eyes and you didn't have to feel weird and creepy like you went seeking it. It was just happening and poor you innocent little bystander got caught HAVING to watch. lol heh heh heh

Cannot wait for Friday night!

footnote: I cannot believe s7e3x7 and p0o9r1n are not allowed on this freakin conservative c+r7a9pp site! God, it's almost communist! But nipples is okay. Go figure!

• Pros: voyeurism/exhibitionism
• Cons: conservative, stuffy Seattleites