Smarty Pants

(206) 762-4777

6017 Airport Way S
Seattle, WA 98108 47.5492 -122.3168

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Neighborhoods: Greater Duwamish, South Beacon Hill

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What People Are Saying About Smarty Pants

The Editor

Anna Roth

Citysearch

In Short – It's a casual scene inside this tucked-away bar on Georgetown's main drag, with handsome brick walls, crowded tables and a motley crew of regulars perched on stools along the well-stocked bar. The crowd includes everyone from new transplants enjoying post-work cocktails to die-hard Georgetown denizens calling waitresses by name. Food-wise, there's a no-nonsense roster of hearty sandwiches like the Ms. Piggy--a French roll piled high with slow-simmered pork, coleslaw and house barbecue sauce.

1 Star Rating: Poor

10/20/09

loyal customer very disappointed by the dishonest staff.

by honeybee73

I have been going to Smarty Pants for years, and have always had a great experience there, except this last time. I know we have all had a brain slip and messed up the math on the bill at one point in our lives... well, as a former server, I know the math at the bottom of the bill doesn't matter, as it is the tip amount that is entered into the credit card machine that matters. well having already left a generous tip ($10 on a $24 bill) this server apparently decided she needed a $20 tip and entered that into the credit card machine to match my botched math.

VERY disappointed in the dishonesty of the staff.

2 Star Rating: Below Average

08/10/09

Going downhill?

by ChiSox

Last weekend was the first time in 3 years I've had a bad sandwich: the 'Lil Brat. The corned beef was difficult to chew and the bread was not rye. No sauce and just a few shreds of kraut. The other people in my group had no complaints, however, and the beer, as usual, was great (from Georgetown Brewery). I'll give the place another try, though.

  • Pros: Great beer on tap
  • Cons: Noisy
1 Star Rating: Poor

01/03/09

BAD, WORST, DON'T EVEN TRY IT

by regnuoy

Stopped in for their new brunch and had some sort of a mess they called a "pile up" well it was a pile of grease, boiled chicken and oil! let me start with the top of the dish. it started with two pieces of dry stale cardboard-like toast then moved on to way too much cheese topping red onions, copius amounts of boiled chicken that tasted like grill oil and gym socks. then finished with browned scrambled eggs. on the side was a flat patty of oily slimy hashbrowns and the entire pile was nestled on a thin slice of cantaloupe.

WHAT A SHAME! whoever came up with this menu should really go into the petroleum business with the amount of grease and oil on their plates.

  • Pros: you can leave
  • Cons: food, cleanliness, odor

The Details on Smarty Pants

What to Drink:

Ask for the Bacon-Tini (it's not on the menu), a salty concoction of Absolut Peppar vodka, liquid smoke, celery salt and Worcestershire, garnished with a thick, crispy piece of bacon.

Where to Sit:

There's a sizeable outdoor patio for warmer months. Smokers can light up there, too.

Know Before You Go:

All sandwiches can be made vegetarian--just request Field Roast instead of meat.

Happy Hour:

Get cheap well drinks, microbrews and domestic beers Monday through Friday, 4pm to 7pm.

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