Smarty Pants

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SeattleDude

Joined 3 years ago

It's all about the sandwich!. Smarty Pants makes great sandwiches! They are huge and come with a side. There are always some local brews on tap and the bar is very well stocked. They have a brunch on the weekends, but I really think the lunch menu is where it's at. Try the Miss Piggy, my personal fave!

The staff has always been friendly and attentive. They can get really busy, so there can be a short wait at times. The crowd is very diverse as well. Expect a lot of GT locals and motorcyclist.

This is also a great venue when it's warm as they have a great patio. It's the full on Georgetown experience with planes flying right over your head, and huge trucks driving by.

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urbananimal

Joined 5 years ago

Best brunch and late night food!. I love Smarty Pants for brunch on the weekends. Vegetarian biscuits and gravy! Tasty bloody mary's too!

I also go to Smarty Pants for late night food in the south end. They serve till midnight, the latest I have found in Georgetown. They have a great selection of sandwiches and most can be made to order using field roast. Veggie reuben is a favorite of mine.

Cool atmosphere with a motorbike theme. One night a week (wed I think) they show Motorbike races. Just look for the bikes lined up out front.

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honeybee73

Joined 8 years ago

best frito pie!. Great food and atmosphere - one of my favorite places!

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ChiSox

Joined 4 years ago

Going downhill?. Last weekend was the first time in 3 years I've had a bad sandwich: the 'Lil Brat. The corned beef was difficult to chew and the bread was not rye. No sauce and just a few shreds of kraut. The other people in my group had no complaints, however, and the beer, as usual, was great (from Georgetown Brewery). I'll give the place another try, though.

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regnuoy

Joined 5 years ago

BAD, WORST, DON'T EVEN TRY IT. Stopped in for their new brunch and had some sort of a mess they called a "pile up" well it was a pile of grease, boiled chicken and oil! let me start with the top of the dish. it started with two pieces of dry stale cardboard-like toast then moved on to way too much cheese topping red onions, copius amounts of boiled chicken that tasted like grill oil and gym socks. then finished with browned scrambled eggs. on the side was a flat patty of oily slimy hashbrowns and the entire pile was nestled on a thin slice of cantaloupe.

WHAT A SHAME! whoever came up with this menu should really go into the petroleum business with the amount of grease and oil on their plates.

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emeraldcityeater

Joined 5 years ago

blecchh. I was hungry and thought that it would be a good idea to sit on their patio as i was hungry and needed some food in the worst way. and that's what i got. food in the worst way. i asked for a frito pie and was served what appeared to be a dish full of left over alpo dog food. and it tasted horrible. the service was ok but the food ruined everything. good thing i was on the patio so i could take some cleansing breaths after that solo bite of trash or i would have been sick. Sorry Smarty pants but you need to smarten up and serve some better food

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edsfunny

Joined 6 years ago

Street bikers make good. This is the place to be on Wednesdays, if you miss the bike races of the old days, or you want to feel like a British cafe racer. Good sandwiches and honest drinks.

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Anna Roth

Joined 8 years ago

Georgetown scruff meets urban ease at this comfortable cafe and bar.. In Short
It's a casual scene inside this tucked-away bar on Georgetown's main drag, with handsome brick walls, crowded tables and a motley crew of regulars perched on stools along the well-stocked bar. The crowd includes everyone from new transplants enjoying post-work cocktails to die-hard Georgetown denizens calling waitresses by name. Food-wise, there's a no-nonsense roster of hearty sandwiches like the Ms. Piggy--a French roll piled high with slow-simmered pork, coleslaw and house barbecue sauce.