Massage Envy - Woodinville

07/12/08

The best in the northwest

by Christhepoet at Citysearch

When I came to Massage Envy

The people here were very friendly

After walking in I took off my camouflage

So I could get a nice massage

From the head to the feet down

The pleasure of the moment had me drowned

This is a place to relax

Not having to endure the attacks

Nor having to dodge the ammunition

It is a safe refuge for a solider on a mission

Live for every pleasure as your body tingles

Enjoy the time that you get to intermingle

With the massage therapist

While their hands firmly press

Into the muscle tissue

Eliminating every one of your bodies issues

So if you are feeling sore

And it is refuge that you seek

Then come into our door

Were open 7 days a week

By Christopher M. Lange

• Pros: It is all good
• Cons: no cons

03/18/08

Best Massage on the EASTSIDE!

by sassafrasj at Citysearch

when i walked into this place, i seriously was broken. I had moved all weekend and I was tore up from the floor up! The first thing that got me was that the front person stood up to greet me!! How great is that? Anyways, they checked me in, gave me some water and CHOCOLATE!!!! Then i proceeded to have the BEST massage (and i have been to France, Germany, on many cruise ships, even Thai massage) i have ever had. When i was done, i felt like i had this great little secret that i didn't want anyone to know about, but when she told me about their program and how inexpensive it was, i knew i had to share my experience with the blogging universe.

I can't speak for any other Massage Envy, but Woodinville because I will never go anywhere else for massage!!!

• Pros: price, price and VALUE
• Cons: NONE!

10/23/07

best massage on the eastside!!!

by jeneemarie at Citysearch

I found this massage envy to exceed all of my expectations as to what I thought a massage should be. My masseuse was AMAZING, she went above and beyond and even brought me a bottle of water after my massage! The best part? I only PAID 39.00 plus a tip ( i tipped 15.00, because ANISA WAS AMAZING!!)

I'm weary of memberships, but I actually joined it's actually a REALLY good deal and i was so happy to start getting regular massage...moretocome!