Menu for Smarty Pants

Sandwiches‎

9.25 Lil’ Brat With turkey, corned beef, or field roast. A classic reuben w/ your choice of meat sliced thin, topped w/ kraut, swiss cheese & classic sauce. Grilled to perfection on marble rye. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

8.00 Deluxe Grilled Cheese Avocado spread, monterey jack & cheddar cheeses, red onion & tomato. Grilled on sourdough. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.00 Flipper Our house made‎ tuna salad w/ mayo, tomato & cheddar cheese. Grilled to perfection on sourdough. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Troublemaker Sliced chicken breast,‎ grilled w/ onion, monterey jack cheese, & bacon. Served on a toasted french roll then topped w/ lettuce, tomato & spice sauce. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Firecracker Thinly sliced turkey breast grilled w/ swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll w/ lettuce, onion, tomato, & mayo. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Ms. Piggy Slow roasted succulent pork, & grilled onions topped w/ slaw, monterey jack cheese & our award winning sauce. Served on a toasted french roll. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Scamp Lean ham grilled w/ swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll then topped w/ lettuce, tomato, mayo & onion. Another one of our best! Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Lil’ Philly Rich roast beef or chicken breast, grilled w/ onions, peppers & swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll w/ our horseradish sauce. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Chickenhawk Sliced chicken breast grilled w/ BBQ sauce then topped w/ monterey jack cheese, red onion & bacon. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Turkey & Avocado Grilled turkey w/ our avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion & mayo. Served on a toasted french roll. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Roast Beef Thinly sliced roast‎ beef served cold w/ cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, & onion. All on a toasted french roll w/ horseradish sauce. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

8.00 Egg Salad Smarty pants very own egg salad piled high, topped w/ lettuce, tomato, & mayo. Served on a toasted french roll. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

8.00 Veggie Sub Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 W/Field Roast A toasted french roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! Lettuce, tomato, avocado spread, onion, monterey jack cheese & hummus. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 B.E.L.T. An american classic. Bacon, lettuce & tomato topped w/ sliced hard-boiled egg. Served on toasted sourdough w/ mayo. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Gringa Our succulent pork‎ topped w/ fresh lime juice, lettuce & tomato. Put to bed on a grilled french roll w/ mayo. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Pit Boss Savory ham, smoked bacon & swiss cheese topped w/ a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato & pepperoncini. Served on a toasted french roll w/ mayo. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Chicago Italian Beef Thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house roasted beef served on italian & topped w/ sweet peppers & giardiniera & dipped. Options: Cheese (+1.00) , Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

9.25 Club Pants Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato & cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough w/ mayo & avocado spread. Ed’s favorite. Options: Salsa, Slaw, Green salad (+2.00) , Soup (+2.50) , Chili (+2.75.)

Appetizers

4.00 Chips & Salsa Need we say anything more? We make our salsa fresh daily!

7.75 Quesadilla Salsa, cheese, sour cream, jalapenos the works! Add chicken, turkey, roast beef, ham, bacon, pork or chili.

7.00 Hummus Plate Fresh homemade hummus, pita bread, cucumber, tomato, pepperoncini & red onion.

8.25 Salad Trio A scoop of each of our potato, egg & tuna salads w/ grilled sourdough. Served on a bed of lettuce.

7.50 Nachos A healthy portion of corn chips topped w/ our three cheese blend, black olives, sour cream, salsa & avocado spread. Options: Chicken (+2.50) , Pork (+2.00) , Field roast (+2.50)

Greens

9.00 Taco Salad Mixed greens tossed w/ our zesty dressing, served on a bed of corn chips. Topped w/ chicken, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa & black olives.

6.00 Garden Salad Mixed greens w/ red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber & croutons. Tossed in the dressing of your choice. Options: Chicken (+2.50)

8.25 The Chopper Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato & macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped w/ chicken & bacon.

8.25 Chef's Salad Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons & macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped w/ ham or turkey, swiss, cheddar cheese & hard boiled egg.

8.25 Chicken Caesar Mixed greens tossed w/ parmesan cheese, chicken, garlic, croutons & our zesty caesar dressing.

Soups‎

7.25 Frito Pie A meal sized serving of our chili served on a bed of fritos. Topped w/ onion, cheddar cheese, jalapenos & sour cream. Dee-lish!

Veggie or Meat Chili Said to be the best this side of the duwamish. Served w/ green onions & grated cheddar cheese. Options: Veggie, Meat, Cup (4.00) , Bowl (5.25)

Soup Ask your server for today’s selection. Options: Cup (3.50) , Bowl (4.75)

Specialties

6.95 Eggs Any Style* Served w/ hash browns, baked beans & toast. Options: Bacon (+2.50) , Ham (+2.50) , Link sausage (+2.50) , Morning star vegetarian sausage (+3.00)

6.50 Fast Break Sandwich Three scrambled eggs topped w/ cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion & our house special trouble maker sauce. Served on a french roll. Options: Ham (+2.50)

8.75 Monte Cristo Turkey, ham & american/swiss cheese on french toast. Served w/ hash browns.

8.95 Tex Hex A bed of chili topped w/ three scrambled eggs, cheese, sour cream & jalapenos. Served w/ hash browns & toast.

8.25 Biscuits & Gravy* Served w/ two eggs & hash browns.

8.95 Corned Beef Hash* Homemade w/ garlic, onions & green peppers. Served w/ 2 eggs, hash browns & toast.

7.95 Huevos Panteros Scrambled eggs w/ corn tortilla chips, cheese & salsa. Topped w/ sour cream & green onions. Served w/ hash browns.

8.95 Eggs Benedict* Split english muffin topped w/ ham, poached eggs & hollandaise. Served w/ hash browns.

8.95 Troublemaker Pileup Chicken grilled w/ onions & topped w/ monterey jack cheese & bacon. Served over a pile of scrambled eggs & hash browns. Served w/ a side of troublemaker sauce.

7.95 Eggs in a Basket A classic! Two eggs fried in the center of toast. Served w/ hash browns & beans.

8.75 The Hustler* Rich, creamy & smooth. Two poached eggs, ham & hollandaise put to bed on a toasted french roll.

8.95 Chilaquiles Verdes* Two eggs any style, carne asada, homemade green sauce & corn tortillas topped w/ sour cream, red onion & queso fresco.

8.50 Eggs Florentine Split english muffin topped w/ spinach, tomato, poached eggs & hollandaise. Served w/ hash browns

Omelettes

8.25 Rapide Three eggs, spinach, onion, mushroom & tomato topped w/ parmesan cheese.

8.50 Comet Three eggs, ham or morning star veggie sausage, onions, garlic, bell peppers topped w/ cheddar / monterey blend.

8.95 Black Shadow Three eggs, sausage, ham, bacon & cheese topped w/ sour cream & green onion.

Scrambles‎

8.50 Pantah Breakfast sausage, onions & mushrooms are sautéed & combined w/ three eggs & topped w/ parmesan.

8.50 Stornello Field roast mexican chipotle sausage, tomatoes & onions are topped w/ queso fresco & green onions.

8.25 Lodolo Tofu seasoned w/ curry, soy sauce & spices combined w/ tomatoes, onion, spinach, green peppers & mushrooms.

Breakfast Burritios

7.95 Lobito A flour tortilla‎ stuffed w/ scrambled eggs, cheese & black beans topped w/ topped w/ salsa, sour cream & avocado spread.

8.50 Matador Chorizo or field roast mexican chipotle sausage ride along w/ scrambled eggs, cheese & salsa wrapped in a flour tortilla & topped w/ sour cream & green onions. Options: Chorizo, Field

8.50 El Bandido Spicy marinated chicken & pinto beans mix it up w/ scrambled eggs & cheese & find them in a hot flour tortilla topped w/ sour cream & salsa.

9.25 El Tigre Carne asada, pinto beans, scrambled eggs & cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla & served wet w/ our homemade green sauce topped w/ sour cream.

Sides

1.75 Egg*

2.00 Toast

2.50 Bacon

2.50 Ham

2.50 Link Sausage

1.50 Avocado

2.50 Beans

1.50 Sour Cream

2.50 Hash Browns

3.00 Morning Star Sausage