Menu for AFK Tavern

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Lunch

Entree Specialties‍

16.50 Iron Dragon Steak A succulent, 1/2 pound of tender flat iron steak, cooked to order. It comes with a side of crisp seasonal veggies and buttery mashed potatos with savory gravy.

The Red Dragon Options: Delicious pepper (+4.00) , Whiskey (+4.00) , Grand marnier sauce (+4.00)

Soups / Salads

Salad of Simplicity A fresh seasonal salad with your choice of dressing. Options: Side (5.25) , Full (8.25) , Ham (+1.00) , Turkey (+1.00)

Caesar Salad A tasty caesar salad. Options: Side (6.25) , Full (9.25) , Chicken (+3.00)

Soup of the Day Ask your‍ server what delicious soup is available. Options: Side (3.25) , Full (6.25)

Soup of the Day Our famous +2 chili in a bowl by itself. Options: Cup (3.25) , Bowl (6.25)

House +2 Chili Our famous‍ +2 chili in a bowl by itself. Options: Cup (3.25) , Bowl (6.25)

9.25 Poached Spaghetti Monster A delicious poached spaghetti monster with our house marinara sauce. It can’t block flying creatures. Options: Meat monster - make it a real monster with a crumbled orc patty (+3.00) , Veggie monster - tame the beast with a crumbled veggie patty (+3.00)

11.00 Alchemist's Pasta Spaghetti, spinach, cheese, green onions, and olives, topped with an oil infused with hot peppers and garlic.

Anti-Alchemist's Pasta Options: Grilled chicken (+4.00)

Alchemist's Proof Options: Marinara (+5.00) , Succulent grilled chicken (+5.00)

The Brood Options: Four tiger prawns (+4.00)

9.25 Firebat Penne Start a fire in your mouth with our spicy skyy vodka cheese sauce, tossed over a dish of penne noodles.

Medivac Penne Options: Diced bacon (+3.00)

Zerg Rush Options: Four tiger prawns (+4.00)

9.25 The Athena Warzone of flavor. A combo of hummus, tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions and romaine atop pita bread.

The Ares Options: Bacon (+5.00) , Turkey (+5.00)

Burgers‍

Tooltip All our burgers come with your choice of tots, fries, salad or soup. Sub in a chicken($3) or veggie($1) patty on any of our signiture burgers.

9.25 The Normal Beef, lettuce, onion, tomato, and house mayo. It’s so ordinary we didn’t even make a gamer reference. Options: Bacon (+3.00) , Cheese (+3.00)

9.25 Street Samurai A megacorp-buyout burger. Pineapple and provolone on a chuck patty, with teriyaki sauce and wasabi mayo.

Orc Decker Sub in an orc patty Options: Bacon (+4.00)

Kahuna Runner Options: Ham (+3.00)

9.25 The One Ring A single, massive onion ring, forged in the fires of mount doom (err rather our doom frier) sitting upon an orc patty and doused with a special BBQ sauce.

The Sam Options: Onions (+4.00) , Ham (+4.00)

Mt. Doom Options: Our special home (+4.00) , Made pepper sauce (+4.00)

Elven Kings Options: Three onion rings for the elven kings under the sky (+2.00)

12.25 Toadstool's Revenge A huge portobello cap topped with swiss and an all chuck patty. It’s the best mushroom burger in town. Options: Bacon (+2.00)

10.25 Dragon Burger An all chuck patty smothered with fiery habanero sauce, topped with skyfire salsa, pepper jack, guacamole and spicy mayo. Options: Diced peppers for more of a punch (+1.00) , Our pepper sauce for a massive kick (+4.00)

13.50 The Orc Burger A orc-sized, beef patty piled high with ham, bacon, and salami, your choice of mayo, and no wussy greens.

The or 40K Options: A huge portobello cap for a grim/dark taste (+3.00)

Take Back Farm! Options: Three different kinds of cheese (+3.00)

Warchief Options: Chicken, turkey, another orc patty, and cheese (+13.00)

13.25 The Reaver A huge massacre of our +2 chili on an open faced burger. You’re going to need a fork!

River’s Revenge Options: All Chuck Patty and lots of Bacon (+7.00)

10.25 The Marauder Its got a whole lot a love to give! An orc patty, firebat sauce, and parmesan cheese.

Jackhammer Options: Diced bacon to the firebat sauce (+2.00)

Cmc-660 Options: Sky fire salsa (+1.00)

Sides & Additions

4.00 Bacon (4P)

3.00 Normal Patty

4.00 Orc Patty (Xl)

4.00 Chicken Patty

4.00 Veggie Patty

3.00 Ham

3.00 Turkey

2.00 Salami

3.00 Ciabatta Bread

2.00 Tuna Salad

Sandwiches‍

Tooltip Each sandwich comes with your choice of tots, fries, salad or soup. Options: Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup

11.25 Turkey Club of Smiting Toasted turkey, grilled unicorn bacon, and fresh tomatoes with our special unique mayo of smiting.

Vorpal Turkey Club Options: Onions (+4.00) , Ham (+4.00) , BBQ sauce (+4.00)

1.00 Turkey Club Deconstructed Turn the club into a salad

9.25 The U.L.T. Grilled unicorn bacon with romaine lettuce, tomatoes and provolone cheese. The taste is pure magic!

Uuuuult Options: Way more bacon (+2.00)

Gult Options: Guacamole (+0.50)

10.25 Druid Delight Hot house cucumbers, fresh tomatoes, spinach, grilled portobello slices, guacamole and our fresh hummus.

The Blighter Options: Lots of bacon (+4.00)

Ardent Dilettante Options: On olives, grilled pineapple, red onion, jalapenos and provolone cheese (+4.00)

6.50 Templar Tuna Roll Our own unique tuna salad with melted provolone, and cool lettuce on a kaiser roll.

Vengeance Roll Options: A huge, grilled portobello cap and extra tuna (+4.00)

Half Orc Paladin- Options: An orc patty (+4.00)

9.25 The Triforce of Taste Hot house cucumbers, cream cheese, grilled portobello slices, and guacamole all on grilled ciabatta bread

Sheik's Chain Options: Bacon (+6.00) , Chicken (+6.00)

Cold Drinks

3.00 Soda Options: Glass (+3.00) , Pitcher (+3.00)

3.00 Coke

3.00 Cherry Coke

3.00 Diet Coke

3.00 Poweraid Blue

3.00 Fanta Orange

3.00 Mr. Pibb

3.00 Sprite

3.00 Lemonade

3.00 Pitcher No free refills

Juice‍

3.00 Grapefruit

3.00 Cranberry

3.00 Orange

3.00 Blueberry

3.00 Tomato

Hot Drinks

2.25 Hot Tea

2.25 Drip Coffee

2.00 Hot Chocolate

2.00 Apple Cider

Happy Hour!‍

Tooltip 4pm to 6pm and 12 to close every day

4.00 Can Has Cheezburger

3.00 Micro Brews

4.25 Imports

3.00 Sky River Mead

Last Call

Tooltip 12am to close mon to thurs.

1.00 Gutter Shot

2.00 Fireball Whiskey

11.50 Bartender's Choice Pitcher

2.00 Midnight Madness Shot

5.00 Absolut Bombs

4.00 Can Has Cheezburger

6.00 Can Has Moar Burger

6.50 Happy Pasta

4.00 Happy Tuna

5.00 Happy Tots

4.00 Happy Caesar

Appetizers‍

Tooltip Our oil‍ is meat and trans-fat free.

8.25 Tots or Fries A large helping of tater tots or french fries topped with chili and cheese. Garnished with onions and olives. Options: Crumbled bacon (+2.00) , Extra cheese (+1.00)

6.25 Side Quest Pita and Hummus Dip into our home made red pepper hummus with delicious slices of pita bread.

8.25 Covenant's Onion Halos A heaping basket of perfectly fried onion rings. Options: Chili dip (+2.00)

7.25 True Gold Corn Balls A basket‍ of breaded and fried sweet cream corn balls.

6.25 Fried Pickle Caps A basket of breaded and fried dill pickle slices.

7.25 Mozzarella Joy Sticks A basket of breaded and fried mozzarella sticks.

6.25 Dwarven Battle Bread Four slices of battle ready cheesy garlic bread.

8.25 Fried Ravioli Breaded and‍ fried jalapeno, cheese ravioli.

Drinks

AFK Tavern Cocktails‍

7.25 Limbic Fizzler Perfect cure for what ails you! a clash of absolute pear, and ginger ale with a cube of star dust.

8.25 Blackbeard's Revenge Sailor jerry, butterscotch schnapps and ourtap rootbeer. It'll shiver your timbers.

16.00 Shrodinger's Martini A dirty martini modification, peppery and savory, White organic washington whiskey – headlong white dog.

7.25 Mana Potion Hpnotiq, absolut‍ berry acai, chateau monet and smurf's blood. 2 minute cooldown.

10.00 Cap’n Jack Sparrow Kraken, pyrate and capn. Morgan rum with a dash of beefeater gin and full throttle.

7.00 Sonic Screwdriver (10th Doctor) Vodka, orange‍ juice and blueberry juice. alonzi!

7.00 Sonic Screwdriver (11th Doctor) Midori, vodka and orange juice. With a bowtie.

9.25 6d6 Fireball Absolute peppar, fireball whiskey and peppermint schnapps. Reflex save for half damage.

8.00 Power Suit Samus Absolut mandrin, x-rated, cointreau, pineapple juice, orange juice. You too can kill metroid.

7.00 1,000 Needles Jose cuervo, sour pucker, midori, orange juice, agave, pineapple juice and sprite. Deals exactly 1000 liver damage!

Slightly Roguish

6.00 Mon Calamari Seascape An aqua mojito made with malibu passionfruit. It's not a trap.

6.00 Kaywinnit Frye A firefly vodka collins; no power in the ‘verse can stop the sweet nature of this drink, or the mechanic it's named after.

5.00 Pedobear An X-rated shirlie temple. May or may not be served with loli or chris hansen.

7.00 Ice Orb Sorc A strong, minty version of a blended mudlide. +2 luck. The drink of choice for baal runs.

9.25 Lon Lon Milk Fill up your hearts so you can shoot your sword with power! Frangelico, American Honey, Half and Half or Milk.

7.00 Tibanna Gas Orange vodka, pinnacle whip, and cream.Captured in bespin's lower atmosphere.

8.00 Sereni-tea Muddled oranges and cherries with firefly vodka and a splash of soda. Perfect for any crew.

8.00 Akagi Red Suns Muddled mint and limes, redrum, cranberry juice and sprite. Don't challenge the tofu driver.

7.00 Tallahassee's Twinkie Absolut vanilla, pinnacle whip and frangelico with bitters and soda. Actually can go bad.

7.00 Tropic Thunder Cherry vodka, absolute mango, white creme de coca, and sprite. Not a rooster illusion.

9.00 Kirby's Adventure White crème de coca, 99 banana's, grenedine, half and half. Hall, hall, hall, hall.

6.00 Ryuk the Shinigami Fireball, apple pucker and cranberry juice.

8.00 Over 9000! Goldschlager, fireball, 151 and Sprite. It will break scouters.

7.00 Rowdy Roddy Piper “Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum” bubble gum vodka and a boot.

8.00 Man-Candy Hilt Job X-Rated, French kiss, Irish cream, heavy cream and a hint of lavender. Do you moisturize?

9.00 Vespene Gas Absolute citron, sour apple pucker, midori. Required for any carrier rush.

10.00 Nerdy Girl FooFoo Drink Tequila rose, chateau monet and whip cream – add some amazing artwork.

8.00 Don't Judge Me! Perfect for the more effeminate orc! green, fruity, strong and a little confusing.

7.00 Pussy Bomb Drop shot of raspberry liquor, and tequila rose into full throttle. Goes in easier than you'd think.

7.00 Cybermen conversion Colada Upgrades, anyone? effen vodka, chai tea infused syrup, pineapple juice and 151.

Wizardly Drinks‍

6.00 Miskatonic Martini Tanqueray, dry‍ vermouth and freshly squeezed limes with an olive garnish. Also madness... did we mention madness?

12.00 Catan Margarita A natural margarita with fresh limes and aha toro reposado, also may include ore, brick, wheat, sheep or wood.

10.00 Vorlon Ambassador Blast of American honey, absolute vanilla and a fresh squeezed orange. What do you see?

5.00 Darkness Rising Guinness rising above amber blackthorn's cider.

6.00 Morning Glory Dew St. Germaine,‍ American honey, sprite and smurf blood. Must be seated while drinking.

5.00 The Mist Sambuca, absolut vanila, and soda water.You never know where it will take you.

10.00 Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Tequila, gin, 151, triple sec, blue curaco.Stands ready to smash your brains out.

8.00 Fezes are Cool ` Knob creek whiskey, splash of sweet and sour, and cranberry juice. Also, fezes are not cool.

6.00 Charlie Sheen Adonis DNA,‍ tiger's blood and “cocaine”; everything you need to be bi-winning.

10.00 Klingon Bloodwine Amaretto, cabernet and rum. TlhIngan mah!!

5.00 Little Elven Rigger Vodka, amaretto, lychee-infused simple syrup, and full throttle. A remote wireless arsenal. Flask of Alchemist Fire 7 A mixture of Fireball and Goldschlager to set your senses ablaze. +2d6 splash damage.

11.00 Gerudo Valley Tea A smokey sweet tea sour featuring firefly tea and bulleit burbon. Hand picked by Gerudo warriors.

9.00 Frost speced PVP Mage A blend of peppermint and ice. Ready to crit you even though all that resilience.

12.00 Glorious Magitech Martini A crisp martini made with hendrix gin, shaken with a lemon and a lime and dashed with a splash of vermouth and wisked with sourcestones.

7.00 Pelor's other burning sensation A absolut peppar martini garnished with a pepperoncini. You know you just wanted the healing domain.

10.00 Sphinxian Tree-cat sap wine Native to‍ sphinx, this wine is hard to obtain... but worth every drop.

9.00 Philosoraptor A scotch and soda with a touch of lemon, in a glass half full... or is it half empty?

Fit for a Warrior

10.00 Blood Bowl Touch Down Full throttle night syrup extract (4 glasses worth), and effen 100 proof vodka. #### YA!

8.00 Potion of Courage Lacking the courage for... well anything? Half of this and you'll have more then you need.

19.00 Hail to the King Three fingers of fighting cock bourbon on the rocks topped with vikings blod. The Duke is back.

8.00 We Should have Shotguns for this Whiskey, lime‍ juice, bitters, 151 rum and rockstar. What you need when dealing with a goddamn hand cannon.

9.00 Sky Titan Warship Massive, powerful and dangerous. This drink is carried on every keg aboard.

6.00 Powerthirst Win at everything forever! comes in manana, fizzbitch, gun, godberry, rawberry, shockolate, or juice springsteen

11.00 The Hogger A modified bloody mary with bakon and headlong whiskey. 40 man level 1 raid go!

10.00 Running Riot Bloody Marria A bloody mary with tequila and skyfire salsa to give it a spicy kick. Rock this slayer match.

8.00 Ma Deuce Stroh and hot cocoa. This is your grandfathers machine gun.

8.00 Punch the Dwarf Whiskey, stroh and dragonstooth stout. hahah. punch it. go ahead. punch the dwarf!

8.00 Tony Stark's Breakfast of Champions Appropriate for‍ drinking at any time of the day: Crown royal and red stag cherry bourbon, on the rocks.

10.00 Romulan Ale Illegal in the federation from at least the early 2280s and a few sips of this high proof drink might help you understand why.

8.00 Celtic Dragon Slayer Dragonstooth stout with a float of guinness.Clears that dragonblood taste from your mouth.

11.00 Bawls of Steel Bawls cherry with and fighting cock bourbon. Yes?

12.00 Glitterboy VS Deaths head Monster energy drink, jagermeister, and goldschlager. ####### glitterboys...

9.00 Previously on Battlestar Glactica Starbuck was a winy little bitch, and every one's a cylon. Sailor jerrys, ginger infused simple syrup, Absolut Pear and soda water.

10.00 Tachyon Particle Beam Tachyons fix everything. That’s why this drink tastes awesome... in the future.

5.00 More Dakka Tastes like green? wait how is this better. What, I don't even.

Signature Shots‍

7.00 Vashta Nerada Count the shadows.... a shot of jagermesiter and kraken

6.00 Fallout Peach schnapps, Irish cream and midori. People come out of their bunkers for this one.

5.00 Naughty Wood Elf Kapali, Irish cream, creme de menthe, rumplemintz.

7.00 Naxxaramus Shots Construct - sour pucker, pineapple juice and midori plague - creme de menthe and kapali military - buttershots and jagermeister arachnid - bailey's and peach schnapp's frostwyrm's lair - rumplemintz and franjelicob

5.00 Sorting Hat Gryffindor - goldshlager and fireball ravenclaw - blueberry vodka and frangelico Hufflepuff - Kraken Rum and 99 Banana's Slytherin - Gin and Green Creme De' Menthe

5.00 Triforce Goldschlager, vanilla vodka and dark rum

5.00 Red vs. Blue Grenadine, X-rated, and Blue Curacao. They fight because they can't remember not fighting...

5.00 Adrenalight Whiskey and Tequila tastes so bad will most likely add 1 to your attack.

6.00 Portal Shot (A double shot!) Gold Tequila and OJ / Lime Juice and Blue Curacao

6.00 Pestilence Gas A cloudy mocha-flavored shot concocted by the more devious alchemist.

7.00 Challenge Accepted A double shot. Don't worry about what's in it, you probably can't take it anyway. Wimp.

5.00 Good News Everyone! Good news every one, I need you do drink this shot of Absolut citron and lemon juice then deliver it to the planet of slow painful deaths!

8.00 Trollface Jagermeister, Root Beer and Stroh. Trololololol

4.00 Inception Kraken Black Spiced Rum and Sprite: a drink within a drink. You'll need to go deeper.

6.00 LikeLike Hold on to that shield! A lemon honey shot with a coco rim.

7.00 Jane's Hat Jane loves his mother, and his hat.

6.00 Bear Gryls Locked my‍ keys in the car... better drink my own piss.

6.00 Nurgle Pus Drink this shot and the plague fathers blessing might just take away what ails you. Or make it 10 times worse.

For the upstanding Paladin

7.00 Hit Girl A drink inspired by a kick ass 11 year old terror known as hit girl. Chai tea infused Soda with a hit of something else.

9.00 Hylian Shield A non alcoholic cocktail made with green tea infused syrup and a splash of lychee berry. Filled with fizzy pop.

6.00 I am 12 and what is this Smurfs blood, sprite and oh God i am 12 and what is this.

6.00 Sportsracer Power Move Iced cappuccino and coke, tastes as black as it pours.

Entrees & Specialties

16.50 Iron Dragon Steak A succulent, 1/2 pound of tender flat iron steak, cooked to order. It comes with a side of crisp seasonal veggies and buttery mashed potatos with savory gravy. Options: The red dragon (+4.00)

9.25 Poached Spaghetti Monster A delicious poached spaghetti monster with our house marinara sauce. It can’t block flying creatures Options: Meat monster (+3.00) , Veggie monster (+3.00)

11.00 Alchemist's Pasta Spaghetti, spinach, cheese, green onions, and olives, topped with an oil infused with hot peppers and garlic Options: Grilled chicken (+4.00) , Marinara and succulent grilled chicken (+5.00) , Four tiger prawns (+4.00)

9.25 Firebat Penne Start a‍ fire in your mouth with our spicy skyy vodka cheese sauce, tossed over a dish of penne noodles Options: Diced bacon (+3.00) , Four tiger prawns (+4.00)

9.25 The Athena Warzone of flavor. A combo of hummus, tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions and romaine atop pita bread. Options: Bacon and turkey (+5.00)

Soups / Salads‍

Salad of Simplicity A fresh‍ seasonal salad with your choice of dressing Options: Ham (+1.00) , Turkey (+1.00) , Side (5.95) , Full (8.25)

Caesar Salad A tasty caesar salad Options: Chicken (+3.00) , Side (6.25) , Full (9.25)

Soup of the Day Ask your server what delicious soup is available. Options: Side (3.25) , Full (6.25)

House +2 Chili Our famous +2 chili in a bowl by itself Options: Side (3.25) , Full (6.25)

Burgers

9.25 The Normal Beef, lettuce, onion, tomato, and house mayo. It’s so ordinary we didn’t even make a gamer reference Options: Bacon and cheese (+3.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup, Chicken (+3.00) , Veggie (+1.00)

9.25 Street Samurai A megacorp-buyout burger. Pineapple and provolone on a chuck patty, with teriyaki sauce and wasabi mayo. Options: Bacon (+4.00) , Ham (+3.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup, Chicken (+3.00) , Veggie (+1.00)

9.25 The One Ring A single, massive onion ring, forged in the fires of mount doom (err rather our doom frier) sitting upon an orc patty and doused with a special BBQ sauce Options: Onions and ham (+4.00) , Home made pepper sauce (+4.00) , Three onion rings (+2.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup, Chicken (+3.00) , Veggie (+1.00)

12.25 Toadstool's Revenge A huge portobello cap topped with swiss and an all chuck patty. It’s the best mushroom burger in town. Options: Bacon (+2.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup, Chicken (+3.00) , Veggie (+1.00)

10.25 Dragon Burger An all chuck patty smothered with fiery habanero sauce, topped with skyfire salsa, pepper jack, guacamole and spicy mayo. Options: Diced peppers (+1.00) , Pepper sauce (+4.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup, Chicken (+3.00) , Veggie (+1.00)

13.50 The Orc Burger A orc-sized, beef patty piled high with ham, bacon, and salami, your choice of mayo, and no wussy greens Options: Huge portobello cap (+3.00) , Three different kinds of cheese (+3.00) , Chicken, turkey, another orc patty, cheese (+13.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup, Chicken (+3.00) , Veggie (+1.00)

13.25 The Reaver A huge massacre of our +2 chili on an open faced burger. You’re going to need a fork! Options: Crumbled (+7.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup, Chicken (+3.00) , Veggie (+1.00)

10.25 The Marauder Its got a whole lot a love to give! An orc patty, firebat sauce, and parmesan cheese Options: Diced bacon (+2.00) , Sky fire salsa (+1.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup, Chicken (+3.00) , Veggie (+1.00)

Sides‍

4.00 Bacon (4P)

3.00 Normal Patty

4.00 Orc Patty (Xl)

4.00 Chicken Patty

4.00 Veggie Patty

3.00 Ham

3.00 Turkey

2.00 Salami

3.00 Ciabatta Bread

2.00 Tuna Salad

Sandwiches

11.25 Turkey Club of Smiting Toasted turkey, grilled unicorn bacon, and fresh tomatoes with our special unique mayo of smiting. Options: Onions, ham and BBQ sauce (+4.00) , Turn the club into a salad (+1.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup

9.24 The U.L.T. Grilled unicorn bacon with romaine lettuce, tomatoes and provolone cheese. The taste is pure magic! Options: Bacon (+2.00) , Guacamole (+0.50) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup

10.25 Druid Delight Hot house cucumbers, fresh tomatoes, spinach, grilled portobello slices, guacamole and our fresh hummus Options: Bacon (+4.00) , Olives, grilled pineapple, red onion, jalapenos and provolone cheese (+4.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup

6.50 Templar Tuna Roll Our own unique tuna salad with melted provolone, and cool lettuce on a kaiser roll. Options: Huge, grilled portobello cap and extra tuna (+4.00) , An orc patty (+4.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup

9.25 The Triforce of Taste Hot house cucumbers, cream cheese, grilled portobello slices, and guacamole all on grilled ciabatta bread Options: Bacon and chicken (+6.00) , Tots, Fries, Salad, Soup

Cold Drinks‍

3.00 Soda Glass / Pitcher Coke, cherry coke, diet coke, power-aid blue, fanta orange, mr. pibb, sprite and lemonade (pitcher - no free refills) Options: Coke, Cherry coke, Diet coke, Poweraid blue, Fanta orange, Mr. pibb, Sprite, Lemonade

3.00 Juice Grapefruit, cranberry, orange, blueberry, and tomato Options: Grapefruit, Cranberry, Orange, Blueberry, Tomato

Hot Drinks

2.25 Hot Tea

2.00 Drip Coffee

2.00 Hot Chocolate

2.00 Apple Cider

Happy Hour‍

4.00 Can Has Cheezburger

3.50 Micro Brews

4.25 Imports

3.00 Sky River Mead

Last Call

1.00 Gutter Shot

2.00 Fireball Whiskey

11.50 Bartender's Choice Pitcher

2.00 Midnight Madness Shot

5.00 Absolut Bombs

4.00 Can Has Cheezburger

6.00 Can Has Moar Burger

6.50 Happy Pasta

4.00 Happy Tuna

5.00 Happy Tots

4.00 Happy Caesar

Well List‍

3.00 Well Shots

4.00 Well Shots W/ Mixers

3.00 Vodka: Sobieski

3.00 Gin: Gordons

3.00 Rum Silver: Bacardi Superior

3.00 Rum Spiced: Captain Morgan

3.00 Tequila: El Charro

3.00 Whiskey: Seagrams 7

3.00 Bourbon: Jim Beam

Beers

On Tap

4.25 Seasonal: Ninkasi Sleigh'r

4.25 Blue Moon

4.25 Elysian Men's Room Red

4.25 Pike Monk's Uncle

4.25 Diamond Knot IPA

4.25 Mac and Jack's African Amber

5.00 Blackthorn Cider

5.00 Guinness

4.25 Elysian Dragons-Tooth Stout

4.25 Weihenstephoner

Rotational Taps

4.25 Pike Kilt Lifter Scotch Ale

4.25 Maritime Old Seattle Lager

4.25 Trios Pistoles

5.00 Stone Arrogant Bastard

4.25 Deschutes Black Butte

Non/Alcoholic Tap

5.00 Snoqualmie Falls Root Beer

Bottles & Cans

4.00 New Belgium Fat Tire

4.00 New Belgium 1554

3.00 Budweiser

3.00 Bud Light

3.00 Corona

5.00 Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale

4.50 He'brew Messiah Bold

6.00 Ninkasi Total Domination IPA

6.00 Ninkasi Oatis Oatmeal Stout

6.00 Spire Dark and Dry Cider

8.00 Greens Gluten Free Dubbel

4.00 Can: Dale's Pale Ale

4.00 Can: G'knight Imperial Red

4.00 Can: Tenfiddy Imperial Stout

4.00 Can: Old Chub Scotch Ale

Meads‍

5.00 Viking Blod Mjød

5.00 Gl. Dansk Mjød

5.00 Klapøjster Mjød

6.50 Iqhilika Birds Eye Chili

6.50 Iqhilika African Fig

6.50 Iqhilika Herbal Blossom

6.50 Iqhilika Coffee

6.50 Iqhilika Dry

4.00 Sky River Dry

4.00 Sky River Sweet

Appetizers

8.25 +2 Tots or Fries A large helping of tater tots or french fries topped with chili and cheese. Garnished with onions and olives Options: Tater tots, French fries, Crumbled bacon (+2.00) , Cheese (+1.00)

6.25 Side Quest Pita and Hummus Dip into our home made red pepper hummus with delicious slices of pita bread

8.25 Covenant's Onion Halos A heaping basket of perfectly fried onion rings Options: Chili dip (+2.00)

7.25 True Gold Corn Balls A basket of breaded and fried sweet cream corn balls.

6.25 Fried Pickle Caps A basket of breaded and fried dill pickle slices.

7.25 Mozzarella Joy Sticks A basket of breaded and fried mozzarella sticks

6.25 Dwarven Battle Bread Four slices‍ of battle ready cheesy garlic bread

8.25 Fried Ravioli Breaded and fried jalapeno, cheese ravioli

Drink

Afk Tavern Cocktails‍

7.25 Limbic Fizzler Perfect cure for what ails you! A clash of absolute pear, and ginger ale with a cube of star dust.

8.25 Blackbeard's Revenge Sailor jerry, butterscotch schnapps and our tap rootbeer. It'll shiver your timbers.

16.00 Shrodinger's Martini A dirty martini modification, peppery and savory, white organic washington whiskey – headlong white dog.

7.25 Mana Potion Hpnotiq, absolut‍ berry acai, chateau monet and smurf's blood. 2 minute cooldown.

10.00 Cap’N Jack Sparrow Kraken, pyrate and capn. Morgan rum with a dash of beefeater gin and full throttle.

7.00 Sonic Screwdriver (10Th Doctor) Vodka, orange‍ juice and blueberry juice. Alonzi!

7.00 Sonic Screwdriver (11Th Doctor) Midori, vodka and orange juice. With abowtie.

9.25 6D6 Fireball Absolute peppar, fireball whiskey and peppermint schnapps. Reflex save for half damage.

8.00 Power Suit Samus Absolut mandrin, x-rated, cointreau, pineapple juice, orange juice. You too can kill metroid.

7.00 1,000 Needles Jose cuervo, sour pucker, midori, orange juice, agave, pineapple juice and sprite. Dealsexactly 1000 liver damage!

Slightly Roguish Drinks

6.00 Mon Calamari Seascape An aqua mojito made with malibu passionfruit. It's not a trap.

6.00 Kaywinnit Frye A firefly vodka collins; no power in the ‘verse can stop the sweet nature of this drink, or the mechanic it's named after.

5.00 Pedobear An x-rated shirlie temple. May or may not be served with loli or chris hansen.

7.00 Ice Orb Sorc A strong, minty version of a blended mudlide. +2 luck. The drink of choice for baal runs.

9.25 Lon Lon Milk Fill up your hearts so you can shoot your sword with power! Frangelico, american honey, half and half or milk.

7.00 Tibanna Gas Orange vodka, pinnacle whip, and cream. Captured in bespin's lower atmosphere.

8.00 Sereni-Tea Muddled oranges and cherries with firefly vodka and a splash of soda. Perfect for any crew.

8.00 Akagi Red Suns Muddled mint and limes, redrum, cranberry juice and sprite. Don't challenge the tofu driver.

7.00 Tallahassee's Twinkie Absolut vanilla, pinnacle whip and frangelico with bitters and soda. Actually can go bad

7.00 Tropic Thunder Cherry vodka, absolute mango, white creme de coca, and sprite. Not a rooster illusion.

9.00 Kirby's Adventure White crème de coca, 99 banana's, grenedine, half and half.

6.00 Ryuk the Shinigami Fireball, apple pucker and cranberry juice.

8.00 Over 9000! Goldschlager, fireball, 151 and sprite. It will break scouters.

7.00 Rowdy Roddy Piper “Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all out of gum” bubble gum vodka and a boot.

8.00 Man-Candy Hilt Job X-rated, french kiss, irish cream, heavy cream and a hint of lavender. Do you moisturize?

9.00 Vespene Gas Absolute citron, sour apple pucker, midori. Required for any carrier rush.

10.00 Nerdy Girl Foofoo Drink Tequila rose, chateau monet and whip cream – add some amazing artwork.

8.00 Don't Judge Me! Perfect for the more effeminate orc! Green, fruity, strong and a little confusing.

7.00 Pussy Bomb Drop shot of raspberry liquor, and tequila rose into full throttle. Goes in easier than you'd think.

7.00 Cybermen Conversion Colada Upgrades, anyone? Effen vodka, chai tea infused syrup, pineapple juice and 151

Wizardly Drinks‍

6.00 Miskatonic Martini Tanqueray, dry‍ vermouth and freshly squeezed limes with an olive garnish. Also madness... did we mention madness?

12.00 Catan Margarita A natural margarita with fresh limes and aha toro reposado, also may include ore, brick, wheat, sheep or wood.

10.00 Vorlon Ambassador Blast of american honey, absolute vanilla and a fresh squeezed orange. What do you see?

5.00 Darkness Rising Guinness rising above amber blackthorn's cider.

6.00 Morning Glory Dew St. germaine,‍ american honey, sprite and smurf blood. Must be seated while drinking.

5.00 The Mist Sambuca, absolut vanila, and soda water. You never know where it will take you.

10.00 Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Tequila, gin, 151, triple sec, blue curaco. Stands ready to smash your brains out.

8.00 Fezes Are Cool Knob creek whiskey, splash of sweet and sour, and cranberry juice. Also, fezes are not cool.

6.00 Charlie Sheen Adonis dna,‍ tiger's blood and “cocaine”; everything you need to be bi-winning.

10.00 Klingon Bloodwine Amaretto, cabernet and rum. Tlhingan

5.00 Little Elven Rigger Vodka, amaretto, lychee-infused simple syrup, and full throttle. A remote wireless arsenal.

7.00 Flask of Alchemist Fire A mixture of fireball and goldschlager to set your senses ablaze. +2d6 splash damage.

11.00 Gerudo Valley Tea A smokey sweet tea sour featuring firefly tea and bulleit burbon. Hand picked by gerudo warriors.

9.00 Frost Speced Pvp Mage A blend of peppermint and ice. Ready to crit you even though all that resilience.

12.00 Glorious Magitech Martini A crisp martini made with hendrix gin, shaken with a lemon and a lime and dashed with a splash of vermouth and wisked with sourcestones.

7.00 Pelor's Other Burning Sensation A absolut‍ peppar martini garnished with a pepperoncini. You know you just wanted the healing domain.

10.00 Sphinxian Tree-Cat Sap Wine Native to sphinx, this wine is hard to obtain... but worth every drop.

9.00 Philosoraptor A scotch and soda with a touch of lemon, in a glass half full... or is it half empty?

Fit for a Warrior

10.00 Blood Bowl Touch Down Full throttle night syrup extract (4 glasses worth), and effen 100 proof vodka.

8.00 Potion of Courage Lacking the courage for... well anything? Half of this and you'll have more then you need.

19.00 Hail to the King Three fingers‍ of fighting cock bourbon on the rocks topped with vikings blod. The duke is back.

8.00 We Should Have Shotguns for This Whiskey, lime juice, bitters, 151 rum and rockstar. What you need when dealing with a goddamn hand cannon.

9.00 Sky Titan Warship Massive, powerful and dangerous. This drink is carried on every keg aboard.

6.00 Powerthirst Win at everything forever! Comes in manana, fizzbitch, gun, god-berry, rawberry, shockolate, or juice springsteen

11.00 The Hogger A modified bloody mary with bakon and headlong whiskey. 40 man level 1 raid go!

10.00 Running Riot Bloody Marria A bloody mary with tequila and sky fire salsa to give it a spicy kick. Rock this slayer match.

8.00 Ma Deuce Stroh and hot cocoa. This is your grandfathers machine gun.

8.00 Punch the Dwarf Whiskey, stroh‍ and dragons tooth stout. Hahah. Punch it. Go ahead. Punch the dwarf!

8.00 Tony Stark's Breakfast of Champions Appropriate for drinking at any time of the day:crown royal and red stag cherry bourbon, on the rocks.

10.00 Romulan Ale Illegal in the federation from at least the early 2280s and a few sips of this high proof drink might help you understand why.

8.00 Celtic Dragon Slayer Dragon stooth stout with a float of guinness. Clears that dragon blood taste from your mouth.

11.00 Bawls of Steel Bawls cherry with and fighting cock bourbon. Yes?

12.00 Glitter Boy VS Deaths Head Monster energy drink, jagermeister, and golds chlager.

9.00 Previously on Battle Star Glactica Star buck was a winy little bitch, and every one's a cylon. Sailor jerrys, ginger infused simple syrup, absolut pear and soda water.

10.00 Tachyon Particle Beam Tachyons fix everything. That’s why this drink tastes awesome... in the future.

5.00 More Dakka Tastes like green? Wait how is this better.

Signature Shots‍

6.00 Cranial Plating Absinthe and kapali. It's not banned here.

7.00 Vashta Nerada Count the shadows.... a shot of jager mesiter and kraken

6.00 Fallout Peach schnapps, irish cream and midori. People come out of their bunkers for this one.

5.00 Naughty Wood Elf Kapali, irish cream, creme de menthe, rumplemintz.

7.00 Naxxaramus Shots Construct - sour pucker, pineapple juice and midori plague - creme de menthe and kapali military - butter shots and jagermeister arachnid - bailey's and peach schnapp's frostwyrm's lair - rumplemintz and franjelico

5.00 Sorting Hat Gryffindor - golds chlager and fireball raven claw - blueberry vodka and frangelico hufflepuff - kraken rum and 99 banana's slytherin - gin and green creme de' menthe

5.00 Triforce Golds chlager, vanilla vodka and dark rum

5.00 Red VS. Blue Grenadine, x-rated, and blue curacao. They fight because they can't remember not fighting

5.00 Adrenalight Whiskey and tequila tastes so bad will most likely add 1 to your attack.

6.00 Portal Shot (a Double Shot!) Gold tequila and OJ / lime juice and blue curacao

6.00 Pestilence Gas A cloudy mocha-flavored shot concocted by the more devious alchemist.

7.00 Challenge Accepted A double shot. Don't worry about what's in it, you probably can't take it anyway. Wimp.

5.00 Good News Everyone! Good news every one, i need you do drink this shot of absolut citron and lemon juice then deliver it to the planet of slow painful deaths!

8.00 Trollface Jagermeister, root beer and stroh. Trololololol

4.00 Inception Kraken black spiced rum and sprite: a drink within a drink. You'll need to go deeper.

6.00 Like Like Hold on‍ to that shield! A lemon honey shot with a coco rim.

7.00 Jane's Hat Jane loves his mother, and his hat.

6.00 Bear Gryls Locked my keys in the car... better drink my own piss.

6.00 Nurgle Pus Drink this shot and the plague fathers blessing might just take away what ails you. Or make it 10 times worse.

For the Upstanding Paladin

7.00 Hit Girl A drink inspired by a kick ass 11 year old terror known as hit girl. Chai tea infused soda with a hit of something else.

9.00 Hylian Shield A non alcoholic cocktail made with green tea infused syrup and a splash of lychee berry. Filled with fizzy pop.

6.00 I Am 12 and What Is This Smurfs blood, sprite and oh god i am 12

6.00 Sportsracer Power Move Iced cappuccino and coke, tastes as black as it pours.

Lunch

Sandwiches‍

11.00 Turkey Club of Smiting Toasted turkey, grilled “unicorn” bacon, and fresh tomatoes with our special unique mayo of smiting.

9.00 The Ult Grilled “unicorn” bacon, romaine lettuce, and tomatoes with provolone cheese.

10.00 Druid Delight Hot house cucumbers, fresh tomatoes, spinach, grilled portobello slices and our fresh hummus.

6.00 Templar Tuna Roll Our own‍ unique tuna salad with melted provolone, and cool lettuce on a kaiser roll.

12.00 Sheik's Chain Hot house cucumbers, cream cheese, and grilled chicken, and bacon on grilled ciabatta.

Snacks

6.00 + 2 Tots or Fries of Snacking A snack‍ sized helping of our tater tots or french fries topped with chilli and cheese. Options: 2 tots, Fries

7.00 True Gold Corn Balls Breaded and fried cream corn.

7.00 Glados Twice Baked Potato Two 1.1v of ai sustaining potatoes.

6.00 Fried Pickle Caps Breaded and fried dill pickle slices.

Burgers‍

10.00 Dragon Burger Patty smothered with fiery habanero sauce topped with skyfire salsa, pepper jack cheese, and spicy mayo. Modification: “ancient red” Options: Diced peppers (+1.00)

9.00 The Normal A patty topped with lettuce, onion, tomato, and our house mayo. Modification: “the muggle” Options: Bacon and cheese (+3.00)

12.00 Mushroom Burger A huge fire-grilled portobello mushroom topped with swiss cheese and our all chuck patty. We'd say it's the best mushroom burger in town. Modification: “the 1up” Options: Bacon (+2.00)

9.00 The Street Samurai Burger In the vein of cyber-punk, a true megacorp buy out burger. Grilled pineapple and provolone cheese atop our chuck patty smothered in teriyaki sauce lightly graced with wasabi mayo. Modification: “kahuna runner” Options: Ham (+3.00)

9.00 The One Ring Burger One massive onion ring, forged in the fires of mount doom... err rather our doom frier.. sitting upon an orc patty doused with special BBQ sauce. Modification: “elven kings” three rings for the elven kings under the sky 2

13.00 The Orc Burger An extra large beef patty piled high with ham, bacon, and salami, your choice of mayo, and no wussy greens. Modification: “take back farm!” Options: 3 cheese (+3.00)

Pasta

6.00 “Hellion” Penne The lunch version of our firebat penne. Special fire born sky vodka creamy cheese sauce with penne. Modification: “medic penne” Options: Diced bacon (+2.00)

6.00 Once Flying Spaghetti Monster Double delicious poached spaghetti monster with our yummy house marinara sauce. It can no longer block flying creatures

Soups – Salads‍

Soup-of-the -Day Ask your server what delicious soup is available. Options: Cup (3.00) , Bowl (5.00)

Chilli Our +2 chilli in a bowl by itself. Options: Cup (3.00) , Bowl (5.00)

Salad of Simplicity A fresh seasonal salad with your choice of dressing Options: Side (5.00) , Full (8.00)

Caesar Salad A tasty caesar salad. Modification: “moar chicken caesar” Options: Side (6.00) , Full (9.00) , Chicken (+4.00)

10.00 Turkey Salad of Smiting Turkey, bacon, tomatoes, cucumbers spinach, and cool ranch of smiting.

10.00 Druid's Regrowth Salad Spinach, cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, a three cheese blend, grilled portobello with your choice of dressing

Beverages

Fountain Drinks

3.00 Vault

3.00 Mr. Pibb

3.00 Sprite

3.00 Powerade Blue

3.00 Coke

3.00 Cherry Coke

3.00 Diet Coke

3.00 Fanta Orange.

Juices & Milk

Juices and Milk Options: Milk, Grapefruit juice, Cranberry juice, Orange juice, Blueberry juice, Tomato juice, Ice tea, Small (3.00) , Large (6.00)

Hot Drinks

2.00 Tea

2.25 Coffee

1.00 Hot Chocolate

1.00 Apple Cider

Alcoholic Beverages‍

Main Taps

5.00 Guinness

4.25 Elysian Dragon's Tooth Stout

4.25 Mac and Jacks African Amber

4.25 Weihenstephaner

4.25 Diamond Knot IPA

4.25 Pike Monk's Uncle Triple Belgian

4.25 Scuttlebutt Porter

4.25 Men's Room Red

3.00 Rolling Rock

5.00 Blackthorn Cider

Rotational Taps

4.25 Lazy Boy Pilsner

4.25 Unibroue Trois Pistoles

4.25 Elysian Loser

4.25 Blue Moon

5.00 Ninkasi Spring Rain

Non-Alcoholic Tap

5.00 Snoqualmie Falls Root Beer

Bottles & Cans

6.00 Spire Dark and Dry Cider

6.00 Ninkasi Otis Oatmeal

6.00 Total Domination

6.00 Diamond Knot Whip Ale

5.00 Guinness Foreign Stout

5.00 Kirin Ichiban

3.00 Corona

3.00 Bud/Bud Light

3.00 Michelob Ultra

4.00 Dale's Pale Ale

4.00 G'knight Imperial Red

4.00 Old Chub Scotch Ale

Mead

6.50 Viking Blod Mjød

6.50 Gl. Dansk Mjød

7.50 Klapøjster Mjød

6.50 Iqhilika Birds Eye Chili

6.50 Iqhilika African Fig

6.50 Iqhilika Herbal Blossom

6.50 Iqhilika Coffee

6.50 Iqhilika Dry

4.00 Sky River Dry

4.00 Sky River Sweet

Menu for AFK Tavern

Menu

Entree Specialties‍

Soups / Salads

Burgers‍

Sides & Additions

Sandwiches‍

Cold Drinks

Juice‍

Hot Drinks

Happy Hour!‍

Last Call

Appetizers‍

Drinks

AFK Tavern Cocktails‍

Slightly Roguish

Wizardly Drinks‍

Fit for a Warrior

Signature Shots‍

For the upstanding Paladin

Entrees & Specialties

Soups / Salads‍

Burgers

Sides‍

Sandwiches

Cold Drinks‍

Hot Drinks

Happy Hour‍

Last Call

Well List‍

Beers

On Tap

Rotational Taps

Non/Alcoholic Tap

Bottles & Cans

Meads‍

Appetizers

Drink

Afk Tavern Cocktails‍

Slightly Roguish Drinks

Wizardly Drinks‍

Fit for a Warrior

Signature Shots‍

For the Upstanding Paladin

Lunch

Sandwiches‍

Snacks

Burgers‍

Pasta

Soups – Salads‍

Beverages

Fountain Drinks

Juices & Milk

Hot Drinks

Alcoholic Beverages‍

Main Taps

Rotational Taps

Non-Alcoholic Tap

Bottles & Cans

Mead

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